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Boobstache

You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.
"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."

"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"
Boobstache by mlepea July 13, 2014
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Boobstache

Chest hair on a man (and maybe some women).
I like men with some nice boobstache, it's so masculine and sexy!

Really? I prefer mine with a smooth chest.
Boobstache by Laura-May July 11, 2012

BROOMSTACHE

1. Hey did you get to use your broomstache? 2. How did you sweep yesterday with your broomstache? 3. Oh honey, I'd stache that trash.
BROOMSTACHE by Raidat May 3, 2013

Boobstacles 

When a womens boobs are too big and get in the way of completing a task.
A women reached for her stapler, but her boobstacles knocked over her water bottle which spilled all over her desk.
Boobstacles by Brian Sorry April 30, 2008
when your boobs feel tense and painful
Girl: damn my period must be coming because I feel the boobache
boobache by Ailynn July 30, 2013

Blobstacle 

When a fat person gets in your way.
Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.
Blobstacle by Squirrel April 26, 2004

Boobstracted

*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight
I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.
Boobstracted by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015
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