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Bedstache
The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.
Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.
Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
Bedstache by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010
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brastache • Brostache • Bratchet • breastacles • bustache • browstache • Bumstache • burnstache • Bassache • Bastacle
Bumstache
The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.
Bumstache by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016
Brainache
A condition under which the sufferer's brain physically aches. The brain shuts down normal functions and refuses to work with you to achieve anything.
Leads to confusion, inertia, drowsiness, blank staring, unresponsiveness, nonsensical gibberings, numbness of the senses, difficulty in forming or grasping simple thoughts and concepts and immobilisation of the body.
Commonly a result of overindulgence in intoxicants of various forms, lack of sleep and/or workaholism.
Leads to confusion, inertia, drowsiness, blank staring, unresponsiveness, nonsensical gibberings, numbness of the senses, difficulty in forming or grasping simple thoughts and concepts and immobilisation of the body.
Commonly a result of overindulgence in intoxicants of various forms, lack of sleep and/or workaholism.
E.g
Person one: Heya, how're you today?
Sufferer: uhhhhh
Person one: Whats up? Are you ok?
Sufferer: uhhh errrr brainache... meh
Person one: Heya, how're you today?
Sufferer: uhhhhh
Person one: Whats up? Are you ok?
Sufferer: uhhh errrr brainache... meh
Brainache by Spoontastic January 8, 2010
beanstache
A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.
beanstache by Jordan October 26, 2004
bratchet
bratchet by Gus Medina December 17, 2013
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.