brastache

The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.

I took my girl's bra off and couldn't help but laugh at her brastache!

by leporinis December 16, 2008

Bedstache

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.

Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.

by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010

BroStacho

What you call your BRO who has a MUSTACHE.

🔥 What's up BROSTACHO

by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019

Bumstache

The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.

Oh man, every time that Nancy bends over when in her yoga pants, you can see her bumstache!

by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016

Brainache

A condition under which the sufferer's brain physically aches. The brain shuts down normal functions and refuses to work with you to achieve anything.

Leads to confusion, inertia, drowsiness, blank staring, unresponsiveness, nonsensical gibberings, numbness of the senses, difficulty in forming or grasping simple thoughts and concepts and immobilisation of the body.

Commonly a result of overindulgence in intoxicants of various forms, lack of sleep and/or workaholism.

E.g

Person one: Heya, how're you today?

Sufferer: uhhhhh

Person one: Whats up? Are you ok?

Sufferer: uhhh errrr brainache... meh

by Spoontastic January 8, 2010

beanstache

A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.

Benny Mayfield. see also: Bean Mexfield

by Jordan October 26, 2004

bratchet

A ratchet ass brat

Gus is a bratchet for making us wait for his spoiled self.

by Gus Medina December 17, 2013