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Bonaventure 

A very stupid and horny man. he is usually interested in weird babes and his favorite thing to do is wank. He beats his meat from morning to night. Bonaventure is also certified thief, he can take all your stuff. Bonaventure has a relatively small penis and cannot last in bed at all. if you are a light skin babe run away from Bonaventure as he is also a pedophile.
girl 1 : is that Bonaventure
girl 2: it is lets run!!!
Bonaventure by okkzmandontplay December 9, 2023

St. Bonaventure 

College of a little over 2,000 students in far west New York State. Parties are pretty good and most of the kids are all laid back and chill. Pretty much everybody does intermurals and when there is a basketball game the Reilly Center is jam packed full of students and fans. All of the residence halls are in decent shape but in the Summer of 2006 pretty much everything is being renovated. If you are a college senior deff apply and visit St. Bonaventure. GO BONNIES!!!!!!!!!!
Hey I heard you're going to St. Bonaventure. You're gonna have the greatest college experience...........EVER!!!!!

Sharena Bonaventure 

Sharena is very like to unboxs , every night even her man tired but she will force to unboxs
people : its sharena bonaventure ! look
Sharena Bonaventure by Pinkpurp November 22, 2021

St. Bonaventure’s Blessing 

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.
Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

Bandventure 

When several members of a marching band go to get food, usually resulting in an adventure of sorts. The events are usually exaggerated later on to give the impression of an adventure as opposed to a food run.

A combination of Band and Adventure.
I heard you went on a bandventure the other day. Did you really break your arm?

Bonaventuring 

verb; the act of browsing a store knowing full well you have no intention to buy anything
john went bonaventuring at circuit city for big screen tv's
Bonaventuring by jpleakis March 20, 2003
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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