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Bonaventure 

A very stupid and horny man. he is usually interested in weird babes and his favorite thing to do is wank. He beats his meat from morning to night. Bonaventure is also certified thief, he can take all your stuff. Bonaventure has a relatively small penis and cannot last in bed at all. if you are a light skin babe run away from Bonaventure as he is also a pedophile.
girl 1 : is that Bonaventure
girl 2: it is lets run!!!
Bonaventure by okkzmandontplay December 9, 2023

St. Bonaventure 

College of a little over 2,000 students in far west New York State. Parties are pretty good and most of the kids are all laid back and chill. Pretty much everybody does intermurals and when there is a basketball game the Reilly Center is jam packed full of students and fans. All of the residence halls are in decent shape but in the Summer of 2006 pretty much everything is being renovated. If you are a college senior deff apply and visit St. Bonaventure. GO BONNIES!!!!!!!!!!
Hey I heard you're going to St. Bonaventure. You're gonna have the greatest college experience...........EVER!!!!!

Sharena Bonaventure 

Sharena is very like to unboxs , every night even her man tired but she will force to unboxs
people : its sharena bonaventure ! look
Sharena Bonaventure by Pinkpurp November 22, 2021

St. Bonaventure’s Blessing 

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.
Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

Bandventure 

When several members of a marching band go to get food, usually resulting in an adventure of sorts. The events are usually exaggerated later on to give the impression of an adventure as opposed to a food run.

A combination of Band and Adventure.
I heard you went on a bandventure the other day. Did you really break your arm?

Bonaventuring 

verb; the act of browsing a store knowing full well you have no intention to buy anything
john went bonaventuring at circuit city for big screen tv's
Bonaventuring by jpleakis March 20, 2003
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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