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bonement

Noun. The moment when you realize that you should really have a condom on, but it feels to good to stop.
Sorry I knocked you up....It all happened in the bonement
by Jpete77 December 9, 2019
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Awkward bonement

Main example* Spooning....

Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."
by Dalyena December 20, 2014
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Boneamental

(Bone-Ah-mental) An erection which serves no sexual purpose
His morning wood was alot like when he got wood wrestling his sister, it was just boneamental...
by craBsnatcher May 1, 2011
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Bonemetal

Genre of metal music with strong sexual themes. Bonemetal performers will engage in live sex acts with the audience or paid performers whilst singing and playing instruments.
Bonemetal is noted for heavy bass riffs, multiple guitars with synchronising harmonies, repetition of the word 'fuck', and inclusion of orgasm in the song's lyrics.
Bonemetal originated in Sweden in the late 1980s.

Also the name of a Canadian band in the same genre.
Some good bonemetal bands are Bonemetal, Guns That Won The West, Spanktown, and Full Metal Jacket.

The songs 'Hardcore and Begging for More' and 'A Message to the Masses' by Full Metal Jacket are good examples of bonemetal songs.
by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016
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Bonetential

Relating to the word bone meaning to have sex with and the word potential meaning possibility.

The sexual potential of an individual or individuals. Primarily relating to sexual chemistry and/or sexual attraction. Usually used within the context of a group/club setting as a way to assess the crowd.

Amount/ratio of attractive people within a crowd.

Likeliness of having sex.
I'm only staying at this party if there is excellent bonetential.

The high ratio of hotladies at the bar last night set the bonetential to high.

There was definite bonetential with the dude I met last night, if I see him again all bets are off.
by SweetC May 26, 2013
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