When you’re mad chilling in a comfy spot or being completely content at where you are.
Usually used in reference to being in a usual spot or watching something like a bird.
Usually used in reference to being in a usual spot or watching something like a bird.
by SarMyName December 10, 2017
She was perched on my dick for a good 10 minutes!
You should have seen the bird perching on my dick last night.
I like it when she wiggles while she perches on my dick.
You should have seen the bird perching on my dick last night.
I like it when she wiggles while she perches on my dick.
by Sam Kaci November 09, 2007
To have one's chin rest on top of anothers index and middle finger only. The percher must perch the perchee by surprise. Most people are unperchable because they do not like to be touched near the neck and it is quite impressive if someone is perchable. It is against the rules of perching to perch yourself.
****CAUTION!!!!!*****
TO GIVE A STRANGER THE PERCH CAN LEAD TO SEVERE PHYSICAL DANGER TO THE PERCHER.
****CAUTION!!!!!*****
TO GIVE A STRANGER THE PERCH CAN LEAD TO SEVERE PHYSICAL DANGER TO THE PERCHER.
Bar incident: Billy bumps into Johnny accidentally. Johnny, very mad, turns around and gives Billy The Perch. Billy knocks Johnny out. The end.
Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby.
Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby.
by Joric La Cox August 04, 2007
Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.
by QuickTipsManual January 22, 2011
"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"
"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"
"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"
by DivaLiscous2 May 02, 2010
by Big Timmah March 02, 2014
by Perched April 01, 2017