Bointment is a non-existent metaphorical ointment you recommend to people when they get butthurt. It is a topical ointment applied on top of both cheeks to relieve any unjustified butthurtedness.
Tristan: “Bro, that’s so wack you won that game of Mario Party strictly on bonus stars!”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”
by Ploomer August 27, 2020
A collaboration of boy and ointment. This is a multi-purpose substance used for many things including facial moisturizer, teeth whitener, hair conditioner, laundry detergent, and baby making.
Wow, Nick, all this bointment sure has been making my teeth sparkle!
I might go blind if I get any more of this bointment in my eye!!
I might go blind if I get any more of this bointment in my eye!!
by MC-Hammer- September 26, 2011