BonerTame

n. adj: time specifically designated during one's day to address an erection through a method which will either calm or subside the erection.

The time is regularly scheduled, but methods of domesticating the erection may vary.

"Boner" represents the erection, while "Tame" is a play on the word "Time" and the concept of ejaculation, hence "BonerTame."

Laura said "Hey Dave, it's four o'clock you know what that means?!"
Dave replies, "Of course, it's BonerTame!" or

Situation: John is watching pornographic videos and his room-mate walks in the room. John exclaims "Dude, why are you in this room... you know 5:00 p.m is my BonerTame!"

by Lebanese-a-licious April 13, 2009

Boneamental

(Bone-Ah-mental) An erection which serves no sexual purpose

His morning wood was alot like when he got wood wrestling his sister, it was just boneamental...

by craBsnatcher May 1, 2011

bonerjams

Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.

The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.

by lpvitus October 28, 2009

bonertastic

When a woman or man is so attractive that they give you a boner.

"Wow, Katie Holmes is bonertastic!" - Man who speaks the truth.

"Oscar the Grouch is such a pain in the ass, but he's bonertastic." - Elmo

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

Boneramous

A verb to describe a tit sucking prick who cuts holes in his pants to play pocket pool.

Hey that Chris kid is a real boneramous.

by WIldmans January 27, 2010

Bonetime

the time of day when you get to have sex

the best kind of time

Girl: What are you doing when you get home?

Guy: BONETIME!!

Girl: That sounds like fun

by SWseamen March 2, 2008

bonertastic

hot girl/guy that makes you hard

dude:hey look at the girl over there *points*
dude2:she's bonertastic!

by dee emm July 24, 2007