A roman is an animal usually found in the Appalachian mountains of western north carolina. They moan in peoples ears and watch porn on school computers and jerk off in the bathroom. They have the mindset of a pimp but they are a simp. They are dumb as fuck and wear yellow sweaters. They try to date lots of emo girls and they call people toe-suckers even though their ass is on feet finder. They are very rare and very hard to catch. To catch one, you have to start fieldgoaling them. Then you catch him.
by Uncle Snap March 03, 2023
"Look out for the Romans"
by thahib September 21, 2009
Barbarians of Barbarians, The Romans copied off the Hellenes for the most part, with the exception of the Pila, the Gladius (copied from the Iberioi), and the formations and built a huge empire, ripping off everyone and taking all the glory and credit for themselves. If Rome was to be portrayed accurately on Axis Power Hetalia, it should be portrayed how Korea is portrayed in it, as Korea had its own cannons and metal prints. Romans were known for their orgies, taken a step upwards from pagan Greeks (Christian Greeks abstained from such nonsense) and had bang bang bang everywhere, and Augustus failed because he engaged in it like any "good" Roman. In fact, Romans were known for luxury that led to their demise, leaving the GREEK Byzantines to survive while they themselves vanished due to the invasion of the "Barbarians"
Romans! We are... "squished by Hannibal's Elephants"
ROMANI! AVE IVPPIT... "pwned by Pyrrhos Aiakides"
We Romans must have Parthian W... "Owned by Parthians"
ROMANI! AVE IVPPIT... "pwned by Pyrrhos Aiakides"
We Romans must have Parthian W... "Owned by Parthians"
by HellasFTW December 20, 2010
Such a sweet and kind guy, always there to make you smile, so helpful and caring and makes you smile every time you speak, he just knows how to make you feel like you could Conquer the world at his side no matter what :p
That roman is perfect
by Ange ❤️ November 24, 2019
A guy who is somewhat physically attractive(but not perfect). He has a kind caring personality and is always good to his woman. He is not selfish loves the outdoors and sports. He is also a pretty fast runner. He enjoys good food, music,and spending time with is freinds. He is into fishing. He sometimes has brown or black hair. Roman is not afraid to admit that he isn't perfect and also is brave enough to roast himself. He thinks more about others than of himself.
by Person1234* December 06, 2017
Smartest, coolest, most gorgeous girl on the planet...best sister in the WHOLE wide world....absolutely amazeballs...a person with sickest dance moves ...someone you will never forget...oh... And healthy and frustrating too.
by chigirlies March 07, 2013
Roman is an amazing guy who can make you smile with out even having to try. Hes funny and secretly caring.
by ascot0302 November 01, 2010