Bonerage

When you think you see a hot girl far away, but as you get closer you realize she is not hot at all. It's like a mirage for your boner.

John: Oh man that girl looks so hot... I'm about to pop a huge boner..

two minutes pass and they get closer.

Bob: Ew, dude, she's actually really ugly.. Bonerage..

Bonerage by LucasAT February 4, 2006

bonergenic

A bonergenic subject (generally a person) is a subject that appears so physically attractive that you instantly get a raging uncontrollable boner.

Megan Fox is so hot she is bonergenic

bonergenic by rocky_ct July 9, 2010

bonerate

An Austronesian language from the Indonesian island of Sulawesi with approximately 10,000 native speakers.

I'm gonna bonerate your mom in the armpit til she dies of from a mixture of blood loss and sexual pleasure.

bonerate by trollbog January 9, 2012

boneragmatic 

getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.

jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!

boneragmatic by samuel adams January 31, 2005

Boneage 

a way to desribe that you defeated oppenent in a sport or a videogame

man1: dude we won!

man2: ya that was total boneage

Boneage by monte08 September 19, 2005

Bontrager 

Used to describe a person that has an obsessive fetish for smiley faces, and things of the yellow color. A bontrager person is also know to talk with a lisp.

Lets see a hypothetical example:

Guy: Whoa, i count 264 smiley faces in this room, why so many?

Bontrager: Oh sssilly, they dethscribe my perthsonality

Bontrager by USSR-CCCP January 21, 2009

Bontrager 

A bike company owned by keith Bontrager , well known for their mountain bikes.

" that bontrager bike was cool as fuck man"

Bontrager by Bonemasonary January 30, 2018