bonertastic

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When a woman or man is so attractive that they give you a boner.

"Wow, Katie Holmes is bonertastic!" - Man who speaks the truth.

"Oscar the Grouch is such a pain in the ass, but he's bonertastic." - Elmo

bonertastic by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

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bonertastic

hot girl/guy that makes you hard

dude:hey look at the girl over there *points*
dude2:she's bonertastic!

bonertastic by dee emm July 24, 2007

Related Words

bonertastic • bonetastic • Beertastic • Boneristic • Bannertastic • Bantertastic • Bondtastic • bonerestic • bonergasmic • bonerjustice

bonertastic

Hott enough to give a guy a boner.

Dude, she is "bonertastic"....

bonertastic by Juaia November 15, 2004

Beertastic

An exclamation of joy or description of great quality.

On International Beer Day the word "Beertastic" may be substituted for virtually any positive adjective.

"This meal is positively Beertastic!"

(or)

Guy 1: "Dude, it's raining beer outside!"
Guy 2: "Beertastic!"

Beertastic by skyscotty July 9, 2009

Boneristic

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.

Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!

Boneristic by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009

bonerjustice

Something amazing that happens after a cock block, resulting in something bad happening to the blocker.

Some douchebag stole Michael's date from the club, but he got bonerjustice when she gave that guy the herps.

bonerjustice by Pretzel-time June 26, 2012

bonetastic

some one who is well qualified to be boned (have sex with).........Also refering to some one with some enormous tities and a nice ass

Dude Dannies mom is fucking bonetastic, i would so hit that shit

bonetastic by pussyloveer May 13, 2005

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026