bongstache
When I get famous like Marylyn Monroe and they ask me what I wear to bed I'm going to say, nothing but my Bongstache.
bongstache by Evolving door November 25, 2013
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bongshach test
Upon smoking more weed than is necessary or advisable from a bong with ancient water, the act of pouring the thick, murky liquid on a piece of paper and saying the first thing that comes to mind. Much like saying what you see in a cloud pattern and very closely related to the Rorshach Test. A good indication of what lurks in one's subconscious.
Ryan and I smoked 47 bong hits and then dumped the bong water onto some paper. I performed a Bongshach test on Ryan and he said that he saw the face of God or maybe a large cookie in the representation.
bongshach test by ImnotmeImyou March 24, 2011
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Boobstache
You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.
"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."
"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"
"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"
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Dongstache
A person's nose that's in the shape of a penis, and who's big dirty mustache below it makes it look like one hairy face crank.
Dongstache by ubrsyn November 26, 2010
bonerstache
1) noun. When a woman deepthroats a guy's dick and his pubes rest comfortably on her upper lip, thus giving her a boner moustache
2)noun. When a man trims his pubic hair so that it looks like his boner has a moustache
2)noun. When a man trims his pubic hair so that it looks like his boner has a moustache
1) Paris Hilton totally had bonerstache when she deepthroated that guy's dick in her sextape
2) I bet Burt Reynolds trims his pubes into an awesome bonerstache for the ladies
2) I bet Burt Reynolds trims his pubes into an awesome bonerstache for the ladies
bonerstache by RMAZ123 July 11, 2011
bangstache
bangstache by 3akmbb March 1, 2014
Boystache
A ratty mustache found on most pubescent boys because they’re either too afraid to shave or are delusional because they think it looks good. Mostly found on Remys Frankies and Jacks
Boystache by Little bunny girl Martha lil p April 27, 2020
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