CuntasuarusRex's definitions
When one has a mustache and goes down on a woman, eating her out until her body expresses her satisfaction of your efforts by excitedly releasing her lady jizz onto your mustache.
"Dude! I just tasted Some chick I met at a party and we fucked and I ate her until she squirted on my face), I've got bogstache man!
by CuntasuarusRex March 18, 2016
Get the Bogstachemug. Svelt Pelt is basically trim that you shouldn't find hot as hell but still wanna hit it. I mean like, C-Grade Strippers that walk the streets during the day on their off hours.
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"Shit, she is hot man!"
"Dude, she's a C-Grade Stripper at BEST. If she didn't have that huge c-section scar I would bet money that she used to be a he."
"I dunno man, she gives me the weirdest boner. I want that svelt pelt!"
"Dude, she's a C-Grade Stripper at BEST. If she didn't have that huge c-section scar I would bet money that she used to be a he."
"I dunno man, she gives me the weirdest boner. I want that svelt pelt!"
by CuntasuarusRex May 13, 2016
Get the svelt peltmug.