2 definitions by CuntasuarusRex
Svelt Pelt is basically trim that you shouldn't find hot as hell but still wanna hit it. I mean like, C-Grade Strippers that walk the streets during the day on their off hours.
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"Shit, she is hot man!"
"Dude, she's a C-Grade Stripper at BEST. If she didn't have that huge c-section scar I would bet money that she used to be a he."
"I dunno man, she gives me the weirdest boner. I want that svelt pelt!"
"Dude, she's a C-Grade Stripper at BEST. If she didn't have that huge c-section scar I would bet money that she used to be a he."
"I dunno man, she gives me the weirdest boner. I want that svelt pelt!"
by CuntasuarusRex May 14, 2016
When one has a mustache and goes down on a woman, eating her out until her body expresses her satisfaction of your efforts by excitedly releasing her lady jizz onto your mustache.
"Dude! I just tasted Some chick I met at a party and we fucked and I ate her until she squirted on my face), I've got bogstache man!
by CuntasuarusRex December 10, 2015