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Bluntkiss 

To spark a freshly rolled blunt with the end of a smoked blunt. A perfect technique to keep the party going. An alternative to using a lighter or a match.
Timmy Naparsky decided to bluntkiss because he couldn't find a lighter and wanted to keep the session going.
Bluntkiss by Garden Goon November 9, 2011
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bluntkin 

Recieving a blowjob while smoking a blunt
kid 1: "yo, remember that slut jane from the other night?"
kid 2: "yea dude why? she was totally banging and totally a cock gobbler"
kid 1: "yea well she gave a bluntkin after I offered her weed"
kid 2: "sweet she smoked two stiff spliffs consecutively"
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Bluntress 

A bluntress is defined as a fort or hut constructed out of branches and leaves. The purpose of a bluntress is to house the users of the herb cannabis from rain, wind and police. The word bluntress is derived from the root words "blunt" and "fortress." The official origin of the word is unknown but it is said to have originated from the college town of Plymouth, New Hampshire.
We are heading to the bluntress, you down?
Bluntress by mauveavengers3 April 20, 2010

bluntissimo 

That shit is dank! Bluntissimo!
Lets light that bluntissimo...
bluntissimo by grace & johnny August 5, 2008

Dick Buttkiss 

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.
I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.
Dick Buttkiss by drbinshore May 14, 2010

bluntist 

When you call someone a Bluntist theres 2 meanings. 1.if you call someone a Bluntist it means your a "dumbass and idiot".2.If you say you got Bluntist it means you got "fucked".
1.what are you doing you fucking Bluntist!
2. What so last night you didnt get Bluntist?
bluntist by Plz add this!! September 21, 2017
A nice way of saying Ass Hole.
Listen butkiss, I understand how you feel.
Butkiss by Lil Yung Gee August 22, 2019
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