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To spark a freshly rolled blunt with the end of a smoked blunt. A perfect technique to keep the party going. An alternative to using a lighter or a match.

Timmy Naparsky decided to bluntkiss because he couldn't find a lighter and wanted to keep the session going.

Bluntkiss by Garden Goon November 9, 2011

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bluntkin

Recieving a blowjob while smoking a blunt

kid 1: "yo, remember that slut jane from the other night?"
kid 2: "yea dude why? she was totally banging and totally a cock gobbler"
kid 1: "yea well she gave a bluntkin after I offered her weed"
kid 2: "sweet she smoked two stiff spliffs consecutively"

bluntkin by Chris Kearns and Wes Havran March 20, 2008

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Bluntress

A bluntress is defined as a fort or hut constructed out of branches and leaves. The purpose of a bluntress is to house the users of the herb cannabis from rain, wind and police. The word bluntress is derived from the root words "blunt" and "fortress." The official origin of the word is unknown but it is said to have originated from the college town of Plymouth, New Hampshire.

We are heading to the bluntress, you down?

Bluntress by mauveavengers3 April 20, 2010

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bluntissimo

An extremely fat blunt, as in "fortissimo".

That shit is dank! Bluntissimo!
Lets light that bluntissimo...

bluntissimo by grace & johnny August 5, 2008

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Dick Buttkiss

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.

I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.

Dick Buttkiss by drbinshore May 14, 2010

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bluntist

When you call someone a Bluntist theres 2 meanings. 1.if you call someone a Bluntist it means your a "dumbass and idiot".2.If you say you got Bluntist it means you got "fucked".

1.what are you doing you fucking Bluntist!
2. What so last night you didnt get Bluntist?

bluntist by Plz add this!! September 21, 2017

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Butkiss

A nice way of saying Ass Hole.

Listen butkiss, I understand how you feel.

Butkiss by Lil Yung Gee August 22, 2019

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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