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The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.
I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.
by drbinshore May 14, 2010
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When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.
I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.
by cyberharpie September 20, 2016
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That person who thinks he/she is part of the group just because he follows you and your group around no matter how much you try to ditch him
Dick Buttkiss- Hey guys!
John-Quick, RUN!!!
by coaster-toaster May 12, 2013
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