The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.
by drbinshore May 14, 2010
When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.
by cyberharpie September 20, 2016
That person who thinks he/she is part of the group just because he follows you and your group around no matter how much you try to ditch him
by coaster-toaster May 12, 2013
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