Butkiss

A nice way of saying Ass Hole.

Listen butkiss, I understand how you feel.

Butkiss by Lil Yung Gee August 22, 2019

bupkiss 

it means "nothing". zip, zilch, zero.

me: "i've got a pair of aces, what do you have?"
you: "i've got bupkiss (nothing, or a 5 of clubs and a deuce of diamonds, etc.)"

bupkiss by ert August 23, 2004

bubkiss 

Nothing. Usally used to answer a question given by a friend. Can mean none too. Great for conversations with people who you want to confuse. Never explain the meaning to parents. Just dont.

1. John: What did you get on the assignment?
Rebecca: Bubkiss, i didn't hand it in.

2. Audri: What did she tell you?
Sean: Bubkiss

bubkiss by Maxine~! October 30, 2007

Dick Buttkiss 

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.

I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.

Dick Buttkiss by drbinshore May 14, 2010

butkis 

Doing absolutely nothing.

"But we did nothing, absolutely butkis that day"

butkis by anarchymicro December 16, 2007

Dick Buttkiss 

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.

I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.

Dick Buttkiss by cyberharpie September 20, 2016

Diddly Bupkiss 

Nada. Zilch. Zero. Aka you came up with nothing at all. Also see "Jack squat" or "diddly squat".

Phylby: "Did you guys get an email on this?"
Beemer: "Nope. We haven't heard diddly bupkiss."

Diddly Bupkiss by Havoc325 May 31, 2013