A life donk. one who is so desperate and broke he will slob on little penis for five dollars. also mooches off of his parents.
by driftdc5 March 26, 2008
To spread one's unwashed, possibly unwiped buttocks and place them and their dividing orifice against the person or possessions of another. And kiss.
by Jyrkface November 19, 2009
A "butt kiss" is when you take a shit and it piles up and/or leans over to make contact with your ass.
by cermudgeon November 14, 2007
by unccary June 16, 2008
The touching of one smokers lit cigarette to another's unlit cigarette with both cigs still in their respective owner's mouths. Used to light up in the absence of a lighter.
by Lagoon February 12, 2009