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buttkiss 

A life donk. one who is so desperate and broke he will slob on little penis for five dollars. also mooches off of his parents.
Man, Marcus is such a buttkiss. All that life donk does is mooch off his momma Tina and lose money.
buttkiss by driftdc5 March 26, 2008
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Buttkiss 

To spread one's unwashed, possibly unwiped buttocks and place them and their dividing orifice against the person or possessions of another. And kiss.
Ryan spilt the last of our milk, so I totally buttkissed his pillow. He has pinkeye.
Buttkiss by Jyrkface November 20, 2009

buttkiss 

The physical act of placing your butt against someone else's and simultaneously farting.
Dude, when we buttkissed she had a wet one. It smelled horrible.
buttkiss by unccary June 17, 2008

Buttkiss 

The act of two people spreading their butt-cheeks as far as possible, placing their asses together, and making their buttholes "kiss." Farting may or may not be involved
I want to buttkiss Meg Turney so bad.

A buttkiss is like 4th base bro.
Buttkiss by Fatnaps July 7, 2023

buttkiss 

someone who sucks up.
janw is such a buttkiss
buttkiss by bitch May 13, 2005

Dick Buttkiss 

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.
I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.
Dick Buttkiss by drbinshore May 14, 2010

Dick Buttkiss 

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.
I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.
Dick Buttkiss by cyberharpie September 20, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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