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A life donk. one who is so desperate and broke he will slob on little penis for five dollars. also mooches off of his parents.
Man, Marcus is such a buttkiss. All that life donk does is mooch off his momma Tina and lose money.
by driftdc5 March 26, 2008
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To spread one's unwashed, possibly unwiped buttocks and place them and their dividing orifice against the person or possessions of another. And kiss.
Ryan spilt the last of our milk, so I totally buttkissed his pillow. He has pinkeye.
by Jyrkface November 19, 2009
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A "butt kiss" is when you take a shit and it piles up and/or leans over to make contact with your ass.
That turd was so long, it actually gave me a butt kiss when it snapped off!
by cermudgeon November 14, 2007
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The physical act of placing your butt against someone else's and simultaneously farting.
Dude, when we buttkissed she had a wet one. It smelled horrible.
by unccary June 16, 2008
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The touching of one smokers lit cigarette to another's unlit cigarette with both cigs still in their respective owner's mouths. Used to light up in the absence of a lighter.
Dude 1: Got a light?
Dude 2: Nah, we can butt kiss though.
Dude 1: Gay, but do want a smoke.
by Lagoon February 12, 2009
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