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Fortissimo 

The quietest volume a trumpet can play at.
Derek was a trumpet player, and was physically incapable of playing quieter than fortissimo. That was a good thing, since it meant the rest of the band's mistakes were not heard, only his own.
Fortissimo by owjiefi0 October 22, 2023

foilissimo 

Adj.

1. (of a performance) very intensely fah-bulous, usually impromptu, solo piece

Even though it deviates from the planned performance, neither the fellow performers nor the audience/viewers object, because it enhances the original performance.

2. incredibly good, unbelievably good, defies expectations with how fabulous it is, utterly fah-bulous
Christine: That guitar sesh in the outro was foilissimo!
M: Oh you mean how he went off-script when he started jamming with his guitar but it only made the performance more incredible?
Christine: Yes! And also how utterly fah-bulous the actual jam was!
Dona: Foilissimo indeed!
foilissimo by OnlyFAHms April 8, 2021

Fartissimo 

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
Fartissimo by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011

fortissississimo

"The orchestra sang fortissississimo..."

"Your fucking ears must've bled!"

Fortissamo 

The act of running full sprint naked. Next tuck your nut-sack into your ass-crack and jump up doing a toe touch. Then proceed to land on your ass onto a plunger.
"Nick, I saw Olar giving himself the Fortissamo in the bathroom after class!"
Fortissamo by Brandaminator October 9, 2006

fortississimo 

a musical term for triple forte
p to fff means huge crescendo into fortississimo
fortississimo by megsky February 20, 2007
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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