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Bluntress 

A bluntress is defined as a fort or hut constructed out of branches and leaves. The purpose of a bluntress is to house the users of the herb cannabis from rain, wind and police. The word bluntress is derived from the root words "blunt" and "fortress." The official origin of the word is unknown but it is said to have originated from the college town of Plymouth, New Hampshire.
We are heading to the bluntress, you down?
Bluntress by mauveavengers3 April 20, 2010
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Bluntress of Za 

She loves cannabis. Rolls and Smokes 3.5g backwood Black Russian blunts all day with her homies. She enjoys music, street art and fashion. She is a beautiful soul and lights up a blunt to connect with humans in different dimensions. Loves to dance and listen to music like afro beats. Bad Bunny Reggaeton artist and Key Glock is her fave rap artist. She adores her female friends and have many male friends as well. Very happy and success in life and dreams big. Kim loves sundays and Dior. She adores he’s family and loves them with all of her heart.
I would like to smoke with the bluntress of Za
Bluntress of Za by The Bluntress 420 November 23, 2021

blogtress 

A female blogger. Often used in an admiring context
She was a wonderful blogtress who updated often and with quality content
blogtress by M. Pultz October 6, 2010

Bluntkiss 

To spark a freshly rolled blunt with the end of a smoked blunt. A perfect technique to keep the party going. An alternative to using a lighter or a match.
Timmy Naparsky decided to bluntkiss because he couldn't find a lighter and wanted to keep the session going.
Bluntkiss by Garden Goon November 9, 2011

Flying Buttress

A physical act that involves running at your target, usually another person, then jumping and twisting in such a way that your ass lands as high up on their body as possible (preferrably the face). This act can be performed from a higher location, such as a bench or car, in order to get your ass as close to the target's face as possible. The only requirements to qualify as a Flying Buttress are that your feet leave the ground, and that your ass hits the target before any other part of your body. A knockdown is considered a bonus.
Everyone feared Tony's Flying Buttress' because he usually performed them without pants.
Flying Buttress by CubanAso October 12, 2006

Flying Buttress

The act of leaning forward over the toilet with one or more hands on the wall in front of you to support your weight while you attempt to urinate. This act is usually related to morning wood as it requires either extreme downward force or tilting of the entire body to properly aim before urinating.
"I had morning wood so bad that I had to pull a Flying Buttress when I went to take a piss."
Flying Buttress by Akula0812 August 29, 2007
Informal adjective used to describe someone (usually female) who is considered to be very ugly looking.
John: Alright mate, what do you think of that bird by the bar?

Rob: Mate, she's awful, in fact she's buntress!
buntress by richard jacobs October 31, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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