buttkiss

A life donk. one who is so desperate and broke he will slob on little penis for five dollars. also mooches off of his parents.

Man, Marcus is such a buttkiss. All that life donk does is mooch off his momma Tina and lose money.

by driftdc5 March 26, 2008

Buttkiss

To spread one's unwashed, possibly unwiped buttocks and place them and their dividing orifice against the person or possessions of another. And kiss.

Ryan spilt the last of our milk, so I totally buttkissed his pillow. He has pinkeye.

by Jyrkface November 20, 2009

buttkiss

The physical act of placing your butt against someone else's and simultaneously farting.

Dude, when we buttkissed she had a wet one. It smelled horrible.

by unccary June 17, 2008

Buttkiss

The act of two people spreading their butt-cheeks as far as possible, placing their asses together, and making their buttholes "kiss." Farting may or may not be involved

I want to buttkiss Meg Turney so bad.

A buttkiss is like 4th base bro.

by Fatnaps July 7, 2023

buttkiss

someone who sucks up.

janw is such a buttkiss

by bitch May 13, 2005

Dick Buttkiss

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.

I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.

by drbinshore May 14, 2010

Dick Buttkiss

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.

I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.

by cyberharpie September 20, 2016