Blootie

A blootie is the combination of bloody and cootie.

Use it when referring to a girl being on her period.

Gross... That chick has a blootie. I'm not fucking her.

by Ben 317 Pro December 15, 2011

Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

bloodied

When you're all bloody from something

Johnny: Dad Michael just got bloodied from a bar fight

by Yoo hoo October 14, 2013

blootix

Sexual union between two organisms, oftentimes homosexual; An instance where two homosexuals, usually male, are engaging in sexual activity; Infinitive form: To bloot.

"Dude, I can't believe that your mom caught us in mid-blootix!"
"I'm inclined to think that my butthurt is a direct result of your surprise blootix last night."

by zackary January 3, 2009

Blottie

Your BFFs hot friend

Did you sees Jake’s blottie? She’s so hot…I have to hang out with him more often.

by Bingus! June 12, 2021

blootered

Intoxicated with liquor

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.

by T July 15, 2002

Bloogie

Noun referring to a specifc object of which the user cannot immedietely remember the name of.

Avi: “Hey, can you hand me that bloogie from over there?”

by Shmielmeyer May 23, 2018