Bloopie

Weed and tobacco mixed and placed into the bowl of a bong. It is crucial that each bowl is for an individual and all "2nds" are thrown out.
When taken properly (in one hit), the resulting head-rush feels more like a hit from Nitrous Oxide (laughing gas/whipits) than a bong rip.

Carlo just took a FAT bloopie and is all spun now

by UOfasho April 13, 2012

Bloopie

1. name of a bully in a play
2. may be a nickname

What's your name?" "Ivan" "Hi Bloopie."

by SHARKBAITWOOHAHA June 1, 2010

bloopie

(n) To receive a blow job while taking a shit.

That bitch didn't even care that I was on the toilet she grabbed my cock stuck it in her mouth and gave me a bloopie right there. I finished up by blowing my load in her eye.

by James Edward Dean May 27, 2008

bloopie

the sound made when slapping a female breast.

i accidentally hit my wife on the breast yesterday, the bloopie was so loud!

by CaireLushh February 19, 2011

Bloopie

The act of queefing menstrual blood into one man's mouth while pooping into another man's mouth

She gives a good bloopie

by XxrainbowXkissXx March 13, 2021

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by Pendimon November 1, 2020

bloopitty

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.

Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018