bloopie

(n) To receive a blow job while taking a shit.

That bitch didn't even care that I was on the toilet she grabbed my cock stuck it in her mouth and gave me a bloopie right there. I finished up by blowing my load in her eye.
by James Edward Dean May 27, 2008
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bloopie

the sound made when slapping a female breast.
i accidentally hit my wife on the breast yesterday, the bloopie was so loud!
by CaireLushh January 30, 2011
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bloopy

weed and tobacco packed together into a bowl for smoking purposes. commonly known as a molar.
im baked...fuckin bloopys.
by killa in muhgilla December 09, 2009
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Bloopies

"Dude, i just took the best bath, so many bubbles from all the bloopies!"
by Poopboobs69 July 08, 2009
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Bloopy

When you are really happy and you dont have a reason for it, you just feel like shouting happily;
looking at it rain outside my window makes me feel bloopy...
by sleepy_head July 06, 2012
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Bloopie

Weed and tobacco mixed and placed into the bowl of a bong. It is crucial that each bowl is for an individual and all "2nds" are thrown out.
When taken properly (in one hit), the resulting head-rush feels more like a hit from Nitrous Oxide (laughing gas/whipits) than a bong rip.
Carlo just took a FAT bloopie and is all spun now
by UOfasho February 16, 2012
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Bloopy

1. adj. overwhelmed with the urge to want to perform oral sex on someone so enthusiastically as to include their butt-hole

(ie. I am bloopy)

2. v. showing or expressing an uncontrollable need to orally please someone's anus based upon their looks, actions, or speech.
(ie. to bloop or bloop AT at someone)

3. n. the crippling emotion person A gets when they want to toss person B's salad; usually so bad, person A can't think straight around person B
(ie. bloopiness)
Example A: He tried not bloop in front of her, but she could tell all he wanted to do was to bend her over and toss her salad.
Example B: Her smile makes me so bloopy when she's around, all I think about is what eating out her ass would be like.
by Kate Gleazy March 27, 2015
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