blootix

Sexual union between two organisms, oftentimes homosexual; An instance where two homosexuals, usually male, are engaging in sexual activity; Infinitive form: To bloot.

"Dude, I can't believe that your mom caught us in mid-blootix!"
"I'm inclined to think that my butthurt is a direct result of your surprise blootix last night."

blootix by zackary January 3, 2009

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Blootie

A blootie is the combination of bloody and cootie.

Use it when referring to a girl being on her period.

Gross... That chick has a blootie. I'm not fucking her.

Blootie by Ben 317 Pro December 15, 2011

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blootix • bloorixcontomerary • Blootie

bloorixcontomerary

That moment when you realize you left a tampon in for 17 hours.

A total insufferable fuckwit moment.

Uterus 1: the little bitch is having a bloorixcontomerary. she better not kill me.
Uterus 2: lmao yeah. prepare to die

bloorixcontomerary by aanikaelle October 1, 2019

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Blooties

Panty style bloomers.

Jodi updated her underwear to Blooties, hopeful that they will not show through her leggings.

Blooties by Shunt89 September 14, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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