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when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch
i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.
by smooshman February 24, 2009
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the lesbian sexual act of tribadism, where in two women "smoosh pussies"
“No, I think I saw it on the TV late at night like a year ago. They were definitely fuckin’ smooshing.”
“I don’t think smooshing’s even a word.”
“Well that’s what they fuckin’ called it! They looked all happy and shit, too. Smooshing.”
by TLockhart May 25, 2013
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Snooki's (Nicole Polizzi) term for a casual sexual encounter, occuring on Jersey Shore. Used in the South Park Episode "New Jersey", in which the Snooki monster can only verbalize the words "smoosh smoosh".
Snooki monster: "Snooki want Smoosh Smoosh!"
Kyle Broflovski: "You're gonna have to go somewhere else to get your smoosh smoosh Snooki!"
Snooki monster: "Awww..."
by veghead95 October 16, 2010
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A combination of smooch and squish. Usually a term of affection.
That kitten is so freaking adorable I just want to smoosh it half to death.
by whatevskies August 14, 2012
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To have sex with; to fuck

Past Tense: Smooshed

Also See: Smooshing
ie:

-What did you & that whooarh bag do last nite?
-Bro, We smooshed! ;)
by Pumpin-Pauly-G February 3, 2010
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