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to blooter is to hit something with considerable force. to be blootered can mean either (1)being hit hard or (2)being very drunk (usually the latter)
(1)am going to blooter in that windae

i will blooter his lights out

(2) last night i was absolutly blootered man

am goin down to the pub to get blootered
blooter by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007
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Racist term for the only black waitress at your local Hooters.
We went to Hooters hoping to ogle some hot white meat and we got ourselves the Blooter instead!
Blooter by ICP 4EVA November 2, 2010
Menstruation of the mammal species.

A bleeding pooter.
Don’t let that dog on the couch, she has a blooter!!!
Blooter by Blooter1 September 12, 2020
the stretching out with age of the anal sphincter causing a loose sounding flatulence that resembles a worn out woopy cushion
After bending over to pick something up, he arose, expelling gas and exclaiming, " I think my BLOOTERjust blowed out!"
blooter by journeyman6 March 28, 2011

Blooter hole

Glad to hear your blooter hole didn't get tore the fuck up when you were in prison.

Likewise!
Blooter hole by Shuaman March 12, 2022

rate bloomer

Comes from Nex R’s song “Rate Bloomer”. This phrase refers to someone who was not liked or popular beforehand but is now the top dawg and is now someone that everybody likes and rates.
“Suddenly, they all rate me, I’m a rate bloomer!”
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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