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blowtie

a common male sartorial affliction; the improperly tied bow tie
He tied yet another blowtie for last night's black tie event.
by Boss Brian May 4, 2009
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Blowtie

Bow tie but out of style and sucks
Man, I wish I picked a better bowtie, this one is a blowtie
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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Blowtie

The act of giving a blowjob while adjusting the receivers bow tie
Margaret gave me a blowtie before work this morning and it felt amazing
by TheWordNerder October 24, 2020
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Corpus Christi Blowtie

The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.
Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.
by DrJay361 May 13, 2023
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Instant Blowie

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.
Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.
by BigFloppa December 19, 2020
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is simply destruction
Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead
by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021
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texas bowtie

A sexual position involving monkey bars where the girl wraps her legs around the money bars in a bowtie like manor. The male (whilst wearing spurs and a cowboy hat) stands on the ladder to the monkey bars.
Have you tried the texas bowtie?
No I'm not flexible enough.
by Walmartcrew392 January 21, 2017
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