blowtie 

a common male sartorial affliction; the improperly tied bow tie

He tied yet another blowtie for last night's black tie event.

blowtie by Boss Brian May 4, 2009

Blowtie 

Bow tie but out of style and sucks

Man, I wish I picked a better bowtie, this one is a blowtie

Blowtie by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Blowtie 

The act of giving a blowjob while adjusting the receivers bow tie

Margaret gave me a blowtie before work this morning and it felt amazing

Blowtie by TheWordNerder October 24, 2020

Corpus Christi Blowtie 

The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.

Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.

Corpus Christi Blowtie by DrJay361 May 13, 2023

Instant Blowie 

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

Instant Blowie by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

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is simply destruction

Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure. by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

texas bowtie 

A sexual position involving monkey bars where the girl wraps her legs around the money bars in a bowtie like manor. The male (whilst wearing spurs and a cowboy hat) stands on the ladder to the monkey bars.

Have you tried the texas bowtie?
No I'm not flexible enough.

texas bowtie by Walmartcrew392 January 21, 2017