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Blooterus 

A chemical combination consisting of a woman's uteral lining and blood as a result of her period accompanied by intercourse. Often described as black gummy bears in folklore.
Dude 1- Yooo dude what's that black shit all over your balls?

Dude 2- Oh yeah, that's just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having sex with mah girl.

Dude 1- Oh word? I feel you.
Blooterus by Yoey14 January 7, 2012
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Bluterus 

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.
Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.
Bluterus by Badwig February 11, 2017

Bloosters 

A fancy (less common and less boring) name for the biceps of the upper arm.
Wow he has huge bloosters.

I usualy work my chest and bloosters on the same day.

Blooster development is critical for all bodybuilders.
Bloosters by SlaughterTV April 12, 2009

Bloomerdust 

A substance or influence, with an apparently magical effect. Brought to America from Ireland centuries ago, it renders Irishmen in general and Hagan's in particular to fits of childish behavior. Such as waking up naked in cornfields in the wee hours of the morning, howling at the moon, leaving their wives and family's for butt ugly women with peanut butter legs and other acts of deprivation. Folk's believe they have been "Sprinkled by the fairy's with Bloomerdust." There is no known cure for it, only time may help.
That poor man has been hit with the Bloomerdust.
Bloomerdust by TaishoTears July 9, 2014

blootered 

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.
blootered by T July 15, 2002
I tried to lez out with a straight girl at Disney for three days but she has a boyfriend, now I've got blueterus.
Blueterus by GreenTeaSips February 3, 2018
Word of the Day on February 4, 2018

Bluterus 

When the lady pickle is highly stimulated or she is on extended heat but not fully relieved... ouch, pains in her baby makers (ovaries)!
This boost in excessive estrogen can cause a reduction in red blood cells causing anemia.
She needs an iron supplement and a good dose of vitamin “D” to manage her bluterus and sensual frustration!
“I need Gary’s firey sword in my life to keep me safe from Bluterus and anemia”
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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