Blooterus

A chemical combination consisting of a woman's uteral lining and blood as a result of her period accompanied by intercourse. Often described as black gummy bears in folklore.

Dude 1- Yooo dude what's that black shit all over your balls?

Dude 2- Oh yeah, that's just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having sex with mah girl.

Dude 1- Oh word? I feel you.

by Yoey14 January 7, 2012

Bluterus

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.

Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.

by Badwig February 11, 2017

Bloosters

A fancy (less common and less boring) name for the biceps of the upper arm.

Wow he has huge bloosters.

I usualy work my chest and bloosters on the same day.

Blooster development is critical for all bodybuilders.

by SlaughterTV April 12, 2009

Bloomerdust

A substance or influence, with an apparently magical effect. Brought to America from Ireland centuries ago, it renders Irishmen in general and Hagan's in particular to fits of childish behavior. Such as waking up naked in cornfields in the wee hours of the morning, howling at the moon, leaving their wives and family's for butt ugly women with peanut butter legs and other acts of deprivation. Folk's believe they have been "Sprinkled by the fairy's with Bloomerdust." There is no known cure for it, only time may help.

That poor man has been hit with the Bloomerdust.

by TaishoTears July 9, 2014

blootered

Intoxicated with liquor

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.

by T July 15, 2002

Blueterus

The female equivalent of blue balls.

I tried to lez out with a straight girl at Disney for three days but she has a boyfriend, now I've got blueterus.

by GreenTeaSips February 3, 2018

Bluterus

When the lady pickle is highly stimulated or she is on extended heat but not fully relieved... ouch, pains in her baby makers (ovaries)!
This boost in excessive estrogen can cause a reduction in red blood cells causing anemia.
She needs an iron supplement and a good dose of vitamin “D” to manage her bluterus and sensual frustration!

“I need Gary’s firey sword in my life to keep me safe from Bluterus and anemia”

by When a Goddess needs her God October 13, 2019