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bluetards 

Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"

Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."

Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"

Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."
bluetards by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010

Bluterus 

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.
Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.
Bluterus by Badwig February 11, 2017

Blueturds 

A group of poor, poverty ridden valley bums who support the 2nd best team in Wales who are debt ridden and play in a stadium made out of lego. These people are rabid and violent and approaching them is not advised as they may mug you or rant on about how Ledley is good when he's actually fucking shit.
"Those Blueturds over there tried to mug me, then tried to sell me a season ticket for legoland, fucking scum bags, then they swam away into the distance"
Blueturds by PalMatt July 30, 2009

Bluterus 

When the lady pickle is highly stimulated or she is on extended heat but not fully relieved... ouch, pains in her baby makers (ovaries)!
This boost in excessive estrogen can cause a reduction in red blood cells causing anemia.
She needs an iron supplement and a good dose of vitamin “D” to manage her bluterus and sensual frustration!
I need Gary’s firey sword in my life to keep me safe from Bluterus and anemia

Baluterus 

An inflated area above the vagina otherwise known as the fat upper pussy area, or F.U.P.A. Usually occurs in middle age women.
Man, Mrs. Fisher sure does have a large baluterus today.
Baluterus by Jalex Brones June 23, 2010

Blueterable

any extra money , not needed for bills etc. money to be spent on drink fags and general good times.Used mostly in the Kinrosshire area of scotland.
well the gas is paid ,The fridge is full,, so ive got 30 quid left thats blueterable
Blueterable by stevorichfraz February 10, 2013