Definitions by Badwig
Horseshit artist
Horseshit artist by Badwig November 23, 2022
Noah's Ark drunk
The state of drunkenness that ensues when you drink the entire contents of a hotel room minibar. Coined by comedian Artie Lange
Todd drank all the mini bottles of Drambuie and Wild Turkey 101, then barricaded himself
in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.
in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.
Noah's Ark drunk by Badwig March 11, 2022
Liquidinner
Liquid + Dinner. An evening meal consisting entirely of beer or other alcohol. A non-alcoholic liquid dinner is pretty much just fasting.
Eunice got a little punchy last night after her liquidinner. Next time, let's grab food with her before we tap the keg.
Liquidinner by Badwig November 16, 2021
Oculi
We had to buy spare Oculi for the virtual reality convention because they have hardware issues with heavy use.
Bluterus
The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.
Shamurder
A trainer was Shamurdered by one of the whales at Orlando's Sea World in February of 2010, prompting the San Diego location to temporarily cancel their Shamu show.