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bloomers 

Athletic underpants worn by cheerleaders (and others, such as dancers and tennis players) underneath their skirts to cover their panties. Bloomers come in a wide variety of colors to match the rest of the uniform. They usually come in one of two styles--regular briefs (with a high-cut leg opening) or boy-cut briefs. Some cheer squads like to show their spirit by wearing sparkly bloomers or bloomers with some type of logo imprinted on the butt. Bloomers are also called spankies, lolipops, briefs, or tights.
As the cheerleader leaned over to pick up her pom-poms, she accidentally flashed her bloomers to the crowd.
bloomers by Dana G. April 23, 2006
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bloomers 

Big Ol' grandma panties; also called period panties.
The same girl stuck wearing those dead jellyfish also wears bloomers with floral designs on them.
bloomers by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

bloomers 

any type of mushroom that induces trippin
Lets take some bloomers and appreciate nature.
bloomers by Dry Bones April 17, 2006

bloomers 

a variation on the whole shaped bread product. often over sized bread rolls, breadcakes or baps. Or an undersized loaf. British use mainly.
"go to the bakers and get a couple of bloomers"
bloomers by ghostly wanderer January 17, 2008
the name people in Dubai use when they’re talking about THE florist... not a florist. basically the final boss of flower shops.. if the bouquet came from Bloomers, you already know its of the highest quality possible and always the most beautiful
"where did you get that bouquet from its amazing?" - luci
"oh just bloomers" - david
bloomers by sillybilly67 March 1, 2026

crusty bloomers 

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.
Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.

Polish bloomers 

An eastern european affectionate term for budgie smugglers
Father Ted said: "oh bejesus Declan, those polish bloomers look like budgie smugglers from this distance. Mrs Doyle look away - NOW!"
Polish bloomers by Crazy Boyo July 30, 2010
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