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bloomballing
She is going to share her Bloomballs with her naughbours and together they will go bloomballing in their gardens
bloomballing by Hellen of Norway March 26, 2023
Bloomturd
1. New York City's mayor Michael Bloomberg. Who is known for his controlling behaviors and his extreme anti-gun views.
2. An elitist, smug, control freak. A highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views should be held and followed by everyone without question. Also see Douche Ellington.
3. Being overly anal and controlling.
2. An elitist, smug, control freak. A highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views should be held and followed by everyone without question. Also see Douche Ellington.
3. Being overly anal and controlling.
Paco was being such a Bloomturd today! He saw me use my credit card to pay for gas and then said to me, 'the whole country is fucked up because of people like you!' He then tried to take my credit card out of my hands, telling me I was too irresponsible with it. Then he kept on asking me, how much I owe on my card! When I got to my apartment, he tore my apartment apart to look for my credit card agreement and statements! He's such a Bloomturd!
Bloomturd by turdstation January 15, 2013
bloomballs
During the spring and autumn season, BloomBalls are at their best for being tossed into the garden soil or compost, which will allow for wildflowers to grow.
bloomballs by Hellen of Norway March 29, 2023
rate bloomer
Comes from Nex R’s song “Rate Bloomer”. This phrase refers to someone who was not liked or popular beforehand but is now the top dawg and is now someone that everybody likes and rates.
rate bloomer by yall cant handle this handle January 27, 2021
bloopitty
When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?
Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
bloom into you
random person: have you watched bloom into you.
person number2: no
random person: we have never met.
person number2: no
random person: we have never met.
bloom into you by chizuki March 18, 2021