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a fat ass who usually wears vibrant colors which show off their fattiness
damn, that bitch in fresh choice was such a blimp! she had like 4 plates of food!
by KDIZZO March 13, 2005
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Someone who lacks common knowledge, and basic conversational skills. Most of these individuals have superficial knowledge about a topic or subject, and may be worst off than people who know absolutely nothing. Viewed as being aloof and mentally absent. This is in comparison to an actual physical blimp.
He's such a fucking blimp!

That girls so dumb, what a blimp.
by Carmen565 December 21, 2013
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extraordinarily, excessively, ridiculously, oversized, blown out underwear typically worn by tasteless old men and sometimes sported by youth with no style
"Nice blimps dude!" You can parachute from a plane in those underwear.
by BlimperBiitch April 18, 2011
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a really,really,really fat chick.
Generaly whos tits sag to the floor and looks inflated.
I was trying to take the blimp out for a cruise but she wouldnt fit in the car.
by MISC. April 10, 2005
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When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.
After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010
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When a guy's dick isn't hard nor soft. The in between stage of having a boner and being limp.

Guys will tug on their dicks in order to blimp them, causing them to look bigger. Usually right before a man has to urinate, his dick is naturally blimped.
"I'm blimpin' right now and my dick looks huge"; "I can't help that my buldge is showing, I got a blimp".
by Matador of Funk October 27, 2011
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