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bloopitty 

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
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Bootitty Dip 

A combination of booty dip and titty dip. A girl with a nice booty and an equally nice set of titties.
(At the pool)

Garrett - "Damn Adem do you see that girl with that fat ass and nice set of titties?"
Adem - "Yea, that bootitty dip must be an alien, because her ass and titties are out of this world."
Bootitty Dip by A&T's November 14, 2010

Bippitty Boppitty Boo Wands 

An amazing device (called a glowstick or glowwand by uncultured swine) created by XxxBamuelxxX
XxxBamuelxxX- Seth broke my bippitty boppitty boo wands

boogitty, boogitty, boogitty 

A term coined by Darrell Waltrip which is said at the green flag before a race. A reference to "Who Put The Bomp" by Barry Mann.
Boogitty, Boogitty, Boogitty! Get Up on your feet! Let's go racin' boys!

bloppity-bloops 

An interjection used to cut someone off in the middle of a boring or erroneous sentence.
Person A: "So yesterday I went to the garden to plant some..."

Person B: "BAH! Bloppity-bloops!"
bloppity-bloops by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008
An old, beat up blue car combining the words Hoopty and blue.
Look at that piece of crap blue car. A bloopty!
bloopty by Slumlord414 July 7, 2019
This is a hoopty of a car that is any shade of blue.
Man that bloopty has been parked there for days. It should be towed.
Bloopty by Slumlord414 July 7, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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