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bloopitty 

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
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Bootitty Dip 

A combination of booty dip and titty dip. A girl with a nice booty and an equally nice set of titties.
(At the pool)

Garrett - "Damn Adem do you see that girl with that fat ass and nice set of titties?"
Adem - "Yea, that bootitty dip must be an alien, because her ass and titties are out of this world."
Bootitty Dip by A&T's November 14, 2010

Bippitty Boppitty Boo Wands 

An amazing device (called a glowstick or glowwand by uncultured swine) created by XxxBamuelxxX
XxxBamuelxxX- Seth broke my bippitty boppitty boo wands

boogitty, boogitty, boogitty 

A term coined by Darrell Waltrip which is said at the green flag before a race. A reference to "Who Put The Bomp" by Barry Mann.
Boogitty, Boogitty, Boogitty! Get Up on your feet! Let's go racin' boys!

bloppity-bloops 

An interjection used to cut someone off in the middle of a boring or erroneous sentence.
Person A: "So yesterday I went to the garden to plant some..."

Person B: "BAH! Bloppity-bloops!"
bloppity-bloops by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008
An old, beat up blue car combining the words Hoopty and blue.
Look at that piece of crap blue car. A bloopty!
bloopty by Slumlord414 July 7, 2019
This is a hoopty of a car that is any shade of blue.
Man that bloopty has been parked there for days. It should be towed.
Bloopty by Slumlord414 July 7, 2019