Bloompy

Having some poor gal (or guy) give you a blow job while you're taking a dump. Eww.

"Did you know that Gene Simmons likes to make groupies give him a bloompy?"

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noun
A name applied to someone who is a late-bloomer (someone who does things long after others do).

He is never a la mode; he is a bloompy.

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bloopyaya

Nonsense word “created” by an illiterate idiot after their cultural appropriation of booyaka didn’t succeed in making them look cool

I have no friends because I’m an annoying, codependent, narcissistic dolt begging for attention. But I’m still better than you. #bloopyaya

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weed and tobacco packed together into a bowl for smoking purposes. commonly known as a molar.

im baked...fuckin bloopys.

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When you are really happy and you dont have a reason for it, you just feel like shouting happily;

looking at it rain outside my window makes me feel bloopy...

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I was taking a dump last night, and my girl came in, got on her knees, and gave me a bloompkin.

Bloompkin by rogueisgud February 26, 2010

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When you are being orally pleased by a Filipina woman while defacating and eating lumpia--preferably made by the same island girl.

God, I really love Liz. She gives me the best bloompias while her parents are in town.

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