Bloomturd

1. New York City's mayor Michael Bloomberg. Who is known for his controlling behaviors and his extreme anti-gun views.

2. An elitist, smug, control freak. A highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views should be held and followed by everyone without question. Also see Douche Ellington.

3. Being overly anal and controlling.

Paco was being such a Bloomturd today! He saw me use my credit card to pay for gas and then said to me, 'the whole country is fucked up because of people like you!' He then tried to take my credit card out of my hands, telling me I was too irresponsible with it. Then he kept on asking me, how much I owe on my card! When I got to my apartment, he tore my apartment apart to look for my credit card agreement and statements! He's such a Bloomturd!

by turdstation January 15, 2013

Bloomerdust

A substance or influence, with an apparently magical effect. Brought to America from Ireland centuries ago, it renders Irishmen in general and Hagan's in particular to fits of childish behavior. Such as waking up naked in cornfields in the wee hours of the morning, howling at the moon, leaving their wives and family's for butt ugly women with peanut butter legs and other acts of deprivation. Folk's believe they have been "Sprinkled by the fairy's with Bloomerdust." There is no known cure for it, only time may help.

That poor man has been hit with the Bloomerdust.

by TaishoTears July 9, 2014

boomtard

Some idiot that thinks his subs need to be heard from a mile away.

Here's comes that boomtard again.

by boomscion January 14, 2008

boobturd

when a drunk ethnic man decides to throw a large clump of sloppy mud directly in the center of a random woman's chest.

Yo, my nigga marcus just tossed a boobturd at that bitch

by La Tata Cacas April 30, 2011

boomtard

A contraction comprised of "boomer", referring to one who was born in the Baby Boomer era (1946-1964), and "retard", a term used to refer to a person who is cognitively impaired and/or one who is stupid.

Zoomer: Boomers are destroying the world.
Boomer: Hey kid that's not nice!
Zoomer: Ok boomtard

by CrossiantBoy October 28, 2019

Boomtard

A retarded Baby Boomer

Shut the fuck up Boomtard

by BoomersRuinEverything May 23, 2019

bloomburglar

A wealthy politician, whose kindly manner camouflages an evil agenda. A political candidate acting in their own self interest, who by their extraordinary charisma allows ordinary citizens to be deceived enough to be swindled.

“Scott Brown is clearly trying to take away our firearms and is nothing more than a bloomburglar.”

by NHLiberty May 19, 2021