When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.

Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.

bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

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Bloomfield, NY

A town with two types of people. Rich people who claim to be poor even though they drive to school in a Porsche, and the people who are the most disgusting trailer trash you have ever wittiness. The town has approx. 2 roads and about 500 people. Somehow, there is a large population of juggalos in this town whos smell strongly pollutes the air.

An example of the school in Bloomfield, NY
you see that kid riding to school in the ferrari?
ya he was right next to the group of juggalos wearing wrangler jeans and an ICP shirts.

Bloomfield, NY by aceace453 November 27, 2011

bloomfield high school

The is the school for the mixed people. Thotty Whites, Bitchy Blacks, Hoeing Latinos. Where they have blackouts on sunny days. And where there track teachers go to sexually assault students. And when there is fights for no reason. What a great day it is to be a Bloomfield Bengal.

John - Oh you go to Bloomfield High School?
Mary - Yea
John - That’s where all the thots, bitches and hoes go. That mixed school is so dumb

bloomfield high school by OnDeadHomies October 24, 2019

Bloomingdale's

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.

Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...

Bloomingdale's by GAWII March 24, 2009

Blooming Idiot

A person that takes being an Idiot to a higher level.

My Boss is a Blooming Idiot.

Blooming Idiot by James November 9, 2004

Bloomfield, Ny

A town where everyone pretends to be "country" even though they're not. A place where the school is made up of greasy ass people who don't take showers and call themselves juggalos, whores who get pregnant and have baby daddy drama that they post on facebook and rednecks from generations of inbreeding.

Smells like cowshit we must be in Bloomfield, Ny

Bloomfield, Ny by titties33 January 1, 2012

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026