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Bloomer

A mix of a realist and an optimist the Bloomer stands opposite to his doomer counterpart. The Bloomer, just as the doomer, sees the world for what it really is: messy, hard, unforgiving, selfish etc. They don't live in a bubble but see the harsh reality of this world. However, where the boomer falls into pessimism or nihilism and refuses to do anything about the situation but await the end, the Bloomer has a positive outlook. He accepts the rules of the game and in it tries to make something of himself. He also sees the good sides of life, wants to live a happy life and be successful.
*during the corona crisis*
Doomer: "look at all these selfish people. They sit at each others throats, act like idiots, the economy plummets... Society is doomed."
Bloomer: "Yeah, I know that there are lot of dumb people out there, but there are a lot of smart people too! And look at all the solidarity! We'll get through this mate, we'll get back into the world and start rebuilding. It'll all be fine."
by _TigerKing_ April 10, 2020
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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Bloomer

Someone who blooms like a flower.

Usually someone who spreads positive energy and good vibes.
Sometimes used instead of Boomer, with the same meaning, but with a positive connotation.

Is usually NOT an offensive term.
"She is the BLOOMER of the group"
"You haha, such a BLOOMER"
by Rubya_òzvj April 14, 2022
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A bloomer is a wholesome person who does good and brings positivity to situations. This term is often used in reference to a baby boomer who embraces an a progressive mentality and wants to see future generations succeed. Rather than the popular boomer stereotype where they hate on younger generations.

This term is most commonly used by millennials and zillenialsand gen z.

Bloomers are typically born during the baby boom but it’s a term that can also be used for anyone who is older and doing something for the good of the world.
It’s nice to see the bloomers out there supporting equality for all recycling and posting wholesome pictures on Facebook.
by Lafonda Lola Larkin June 22, 2020
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A man's penis that is small when flaccid but increases greatly in size when he gets an erection. This is usually large increase in relation to the flaccid size. A man with a flaccid penis of 3 inches may easily end up with an erect size of 6-8 inches.
I may seem small now, but I'm a bloomer. Watch my flower grow.
by Orgy doctor August 31, 2007
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a loaf of white bread. we sell it in 2 sizes, large and small. large one costs 95p and doesn't fit in the fucking bread bags.
A) how much is the large bloomer?
B) Read the fucking sign with the bread prices on
A) oh, i'll have that sliced please
B) its too fuckin big
by wonderfool December 1, 2003
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A ignorant southern asshole, who acts like and idiot and thinks he is the best at everything when in reality everyone is making fun of his dumbass behind his back.
Hey look at that dumb ass carrying his M-4 like a raptor!!!! O its Bloomer!
by reticulated python October 21, 2008
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