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The act of dryhumping, or tickling (playfully) a fellow male individual, as a male. This is not an act of violence, only performable on homies.
Beni: BLONGA!!! *starts dryhumping Huba*
Huba: stop!!! This is very unpleasant please stop :///
Blonga by Roktageng74 October 28, 2023
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The art of stretching so you're limber enough to suck your own penis.
Since he started practicing Blowga Daryl can get the head and half the shaft in his mouth.
Blowga by TommyFiveToes June 1, 2016
A sexual act involving an male individual who has attained the rank of Sergeant in a paramilitary organization. This individual is selfconscious, grouchy, and has poor muscle tone. During this sexual act, the woman throws the mans legs over his ears and completes penetration.
Wow, my knees are all tore up 'cause my wife Blongoed me all night long.
Blongo by Blongos July 16, 2019

blangatang 

(noun): one member of a couple who are not officially dating, but act in every way like a couple, annoying the fuck out of everyone around them.

(verb): being someone's blangatang
Male: What are we exactly?
Female: I don't know. We're happy. Why do we need to put a labal on it.
Male: Because there is a label: BLANGATANGS, bitch!

Gossipy chick: OMG! Have you seen those two? Are they an item?
Guy who wants her to shut up: They're blangatangs.

Man 1: Things are going great. I'm not sure if I want to ask her out though. We might just keep blangatanging.
Man 2: I hate you. Leave me alone.
blangatang by tippiandalfred July 2, 2010
Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.
So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.
bloganism by m0r1arty June 12, 2012
A Blow Job given by a high school girl to a college guy.
Hey man I heard Baker got a blogan from a high school girl at the party last night.