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The act of dryhumping, or tickling (playfully) a fellow male individual, as a male. This is not an act of violence, only performable on homies.
Beni: BLONGA!!! *starts dryhumping Huba*
Huba: stop!!! This is very unpleasant please stop :///
Blonga by Roktageng74 October 28, 2023
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The art of stretching so you're limber enough to suck your own penis.
Since he started practicing Blowga Daryl can get the head and half the shaft in his mouth.
Blowga by TommyFiveToes June 1, 2016
A sexual act involving an male individual who has attained the rank of Sergeant in a paramilitary organization. This individual is selfconscious, grouchy, and has poor muscle tone. During this sexual act, the woman throws the mans legs over his ears and completes penetration.
Wow, my knees are all tore up 'cause my wife Blongoed me all night long.
Blongo by Blongos July 16, 2019

blangatang 

(noun): one member of a couple who are not officially dating, but act in every way like a couple, annoying the fuck out of everyone around them.

(verb): being someone's blangatang
Male: What are we exactly?
Female: I don't know. We're happy. Why do we need to put a labal on it.
Male: Because there is a label: BLANGATANGS, bitch!

Gossipy chick: OMG! Have you seen those two? Are they an item?
Guy who wants her to shut up: They're blangatangs.

Man 1: Things are going great. I'm not sure if I want to ask her out though. We might just keep blangatanging.
Man 2: I hate you. Leave me alone.
blangatang by tippiandalfred July 2, 2010
Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.
So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.
bloganism by m0r1arty June 12, 2012
A Blow Job given by a high school girl to a college guy.
Hey man I heard Baker got a blogan from a high school girl at the party last night.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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