Being tied down and forced to watch a video clip by a rockstar celebrity with tight abs long hair and no brains more than once or twice.
In large doses blondage is known to cause brain damage bad perms and tight skirts in females.
In large doses blondage is known to cause brain damage bad perms and tight skirts in females.
by Vigo the Conqueror March 27, 2010
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Dan: hey Darco, who was that girl that asked you out on Friday?
Darco: some blondage, I think she said her name was Paulina, Christina, or something like that...
Darco: some blondage, I think she said her name was Paulina, Christina, or something like that...
by Darco July 12, 2006
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by Ronald Schlongford July 21, 2014
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Get the blondage mug.Bondage Ceremony is the Matrimony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership (a.k.a. Barriage) with at least 2 individuals (Also known as: Bubby & Bifey - Please see definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Ceremony or a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage Partnership unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this Barriage is for a LIFETIME or MULTIPLE LIFETIMES (Please see: Soulmates) in FOREVER lasting love.
In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership: A Bondage Ceremony is an important vow to conduct If you & your partner feel that: Marriage = Divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available. There is NO Divorce after a Bondage Ceremony has been completed.
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following: Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>: (Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership: A Bondage Ceremony is an important vow to conduct If you & your partner feel that: Marriage = Divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available. There is NO Divorce after a Bondage Ceremony has been completed.
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following: Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>: (Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
William & Amanda had their Bondage Ceremony on November 28th 2015.
Their Bondage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and they had so many guests attending the ceremony!
Their Bondage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and they had so many guests attending the ceremony!
by Bifey’s Voice July 30, 2020
Get the Bondage Ceremony mug.Bondage Partners is to unite at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey) through a Barriage Matrimony or a Barriage Ceremony for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love in a Barriage (Please see: Barriage).
If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partners... Well there is NO Divorce in a Bondage Matrimony...
Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & the better half of a Bubby is a Bifey (or a Bubby). A Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby
&
Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
Barriage is important term to use if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage equals divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you choose a “Barriage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available in a Bondage Matrimony Or Barriage Ceremony.
Also known as: Barriage Ceremony, Bondage Matrimony, Barriage Matrimony, Bondage Ceremony, Polyamorous Barriage, Polyamorous Matrimony, Polyamorous Ceremony, Polyamorous Bondage Partnerships
(References please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey)
If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partners... Well there is NO Divorce in a Bondage Matrimony...
Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & the better half of a Bubby is a Bifey (or a Bubby). A Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby
&
Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
Barriage is important term to use if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage equals divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you choose a “Barriage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available in a Bondage Matrimony Or Barriage Ceremony.
Also known as: Barriage Ceremony, Bondage Matrimony, Barriage Matrimony, Bondage Ceremony, Polyamorous Barriage, Polyamorous Matrimony, Polyamorous Ceremony, Polyamorous Bondage Partnerships
(References please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey)
Bubby and Bifey are Bondage Partners for life since they had their Barriage Ceremony.
and
Their Barriage Ceremony officially united them as Bondage Partners and that took place on November 28th 2015.
and
Their Barriage Ceremony officially united them as Bondage Partners and that took place on November 28th 2015.
by Bifey’s Voice May 26, 2019
Get the Bondage Partners mug.Bondage Matrimony is the ceremony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership by with at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey - Please see Bifey & Bubby definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Matrimony or also known as a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this partnership is for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love. (Please see: Barriage).
If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.
A Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Barriage Ceremony).
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.
A Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Barriage Ceremony).
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
Bill & Amanda had their Bondage Matrimony on November 28th 2015.
Their Bondage Matrimony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!
Their Bondage Matrimony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!
by Bifey’s Voice July 13, 2020
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