blong

n. The rig created when a rolled blunt is held between the teeth or lips and inserted into the mouthpiece of a bong. The blunt and bong are then simultaneously smoked.

Yo man! Hit the blong!

by Autocrat July 19, 2005

blong

A slip-of-the-tongue for running the word's "be" and "long" together when you mean to say "don't be long", and it sounds instead like "don't blong", as seen in the movie The Whole Nine Yards

Janni Gogolack: Don't blong.

Oz: "Don't blong"?

Janni Gogolack: Annoyed Don't-BE-long!

by Maedhros The Tall November 04, 2011

blong

Taking a bong hit and getting a blowjob simultaneously

Dude that hot chick gave me the best blong ever.

by UBCstoner February 23, 2010

blong

when you remove the bowl part from your bong and insert a rolled blunt.

We took some blonghits.

by CadetMKultra February 11, 2004

blong

bare long. For use when something is long or annoying.

that programme was blong breh!

hey snoop ur blong!

hey kovi ur a blong head.

oi bez the homework was blong.

Nik, that journey was blong, you get me?

by Luke H March 12, 2006

blong

the sound your iPhone makes when you plug it in

1% left? *blong* ahh, much better. I don't know what I'd do with myself if my phone was unavailable for a few minutes. That's some zombie apocalypse level shit right there.

by furtab May 25, 2018

blong

The complete opposite of bling.

Those tinsel rims aren't bling, they're blong!

by gRiTa July 07, 2005