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A sexual act involving an male individual who has attained the rank of Sergeant in a paramilitary organization. This individual is selfconscious, grouchy, and has poor muscle tone. During this sexual act, the woman throws the mans legs over his ears and completes penetration.
Wow, my knees are all tore up 'cause my wife Blongoed me all night long.
Blongo by Blongos July 16, 2019
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A universal adjective that means WTF the speaker wants it to mean: Good, bad, cool, uncool, hip, sweet, wasted, hurt, etc. Coined by David G circa 1970 and still in use by a number of uncivilized peoples of the Northern Region.
"Man, you are so blongo." "That car is blongo!" "I had too much fun last night. I am totally blongo."
blongo by JanusJ May 11, 2006
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Curry Bongo

A sore ass hole due to the effects of shitting out the aftermath of a dodgy hot & spicy curry
Bobby: Fucks Sake, I've got a right Curry Bongo this morning
Curry Bongo by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Up The Curry Bongo 

Fucking someone in the ass after they've just shat out their guts due eating a dodgy hot & spicy curry
It's Up The Curry Bongo time...

Coffee Bongo 

When a person's belly is fully of coffee they hit their belly like a bongo
My belly was so full of coffee I played the coffee bongo
Coffee Bongo by darkestdarci April 15, 2022

Bongo-Slamming 

When two males take a firm grasp of the opposing man's thighs and fervently bash butts.
An innocent fan walked into The Capitals locker room only to see the horrifying sight of Alex Ovechkin and Jamie Benn viciously bongo-slamming.
Bongo-Slamming by alexovechkin September 22, 2014

blogosphincter

Muscles that control the release of mental and emotional waste products from the mind into the chat room or blog site.
Dude: I have a pain in my blogosphincter.

Doc: Can you post me a sample?
blogosphincter by Diego Mendez March 21, 2009