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The art of stretching so you're limber enough to suck your own penis.
Since he started practicing Blowga Daryl can get the head and half the shaft in his mouth.
Blowga by TommyFiveToes June 1, 2016
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Getting a blow job from a girl who is wearing yoga pants
Erin is so sexy in her yoga pants, I wish I could get a Blowga from her.
Blowga by Raperist September 25, 2014
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An uncanny sense some have to find either powder cocaine or a bj.
Wonda has great blowdar when she wants to snort coke!
Blowdar by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.
So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.
bloganism by m0r1arty June 12, 2012
A Blow Job given by a high school girl to a college guy.
Hey man I heard Baker got a blogan from a high school girl at the party last night.
The remnants of the line of cocaine you just snorted that didn't quite make it past your nose hair. Clumps of coke all in your nose.
"Dude you were just snorting some yay, eh?"

"How can you tell?"

"From that huge blowger hanging out your nose"

"Right"
blowger by Krugar October 6, 2008

Gojiran Blowgun 

When a woman performing oral sex brings a man to climax, but blows the ejaculate back in before it can escape the penis.
Sharon was famous on campus for her uncanny ability with the Gojiran Blowgun.
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