Blongus 

A word you call someone when they do something you think was stupid or you call them a blongus because you don’t like them

Ughh Wyatt is such a blongus

Blongus by Mehow Mehow August 19, 2019

Blongus 

When the boys get together and be kank.

Boutta blongus this joint.

Blongus by Holy Man Of God June 1, 2019

Blongus 

A word you call your friends when they are acting like little newgen fags

Person 1: Person 3 is such a blongus
Person 2: Agreed

Blongus by faghater69 April 13, 2022

Blongus 

A term used in a Surreal Comedy video by Timotainment directed toward the "Meme Man". It is likely an insult used toward those who violate simple instructions. It also has a sister insult, Clampongus, which is used in similar context.

"Dave is such a blongus, he keeps absorbing all of my geometric shapes even after I tell him not to."
"Stop ascending into the (8^6)th Dimension, you blongus! Any higher and you might even be a clampongus! damn you!"

Blongus by succ man but b January 15, 2023

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

prongus blongus

Basically used when an authority that doesn’t like swearing is around but you really want to call someone a prick. Can also be used just to spice up your vocabulary. Each word can be used individually

“Don’t be such a prongus blongus!”
Or
“You fucking prongus”

prongus blongus by SkeptaPurple April 20, 2018

Brongus drive 

The brongus drive is a hellish place consisting of modders, artists, and horny people
i recommend never going there

man the brongus drive is cool but uni sucks

Brongus drive by Robyn!!! January 18, 2021