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When the boys get together and be kank.
Boutta blongus this joint.
Blongus by Holy Man Of God June 1, 2019
A word you call your friends when they are acting like little newgen fags
Person 1: Person 3 is such a blongus
Person 2: Agreed
Blongus by faghater69 April 13, 2022
A term used in a Surreal Comedy video by Timotainment directed toward the "Meme Man". It is likely an insult used toward those who violate simple instructions. It also has a sister insult, Clampongus, which is used in similar context.
"Dave is such a blongus, he keeps absorbing all of my geometric shapes even after I tell him not to."
"Stop ascending into the (8^6)th Dimension, you blongus! Any higher and you might even be a clampongus! damn you!"
Blongus by succ man but b January 15, 2023

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

prongus blongus

Basically used when an authority that doesn’t like swearing is around but you really want to call someone a prick. Can also be used just to spice up your vocabulary. Each word can be used individually
“Don’t be such a prongus blongus!”
Or
“You fucking prongus”
prongus blongus by SkeptaPurple April 20, 2018

Brongus drive 

The brongus drive is a hellish place consisting of modders, artists, and horny people
i recommend never going there
man the brongus drive is cool but uni sucks
Brongus drive by Robyn!!! January 18, 2021
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Soul digger

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