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Blenus

The name of a man
Joey (from friends): There once was a man named Blenus, and he had a very big...
by I frew up August 12, 2012
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Adieu les Bleus

French National Football Team failing to qualify for the quarter final 2010 in South Africa.
Dude#1 "...France lost against Mexico!"
Dude#2 "O, that meens Adieu les Bleus! They played shitty anyway!"
by electromonk June 19, 2010
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Use It Or Bleus It Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Use It Or Bleus It Burger, it's served with bleu cheese!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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Belenus

1. One of the oldest Gaulish/Celtic gods worshipped in Gaul, Britain and Celtic areas of Austria and Spain. Also known as 'The shining one' or 'Bright one', Belenus or Belenos had shrines from Aquileia on the Adriatic to Kirkby Lonsdale in England.

2. A purple haired smut master who is skilled in the art of giving people bunny names. Possibly the love child of Sid James for his love of risqué humour and innuendo. Nice guy who will always help you out with a quest when you need a rare drop item. Top-man.

3. Turning any conversation into a cheesy chat up line.
Girl: I want a piece of toast.

Guy: I want to spread you on toast and eat you up.

Girl: Stop being such a belenus, I just gave you sweet lovin' like five minutes ago..... now make me some toast.
by Laten September 19, 2010
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David Blanus

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.
That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!
by Ligs March 1, 2019
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Safe and Benus

The most iconic duo you’ll ever meet. Ones hot and tall and the other is just hot PLATONICALLY 🤩
Person one: damn Safe and Benus are so fucking hot

Person two: right the tall one is literally so gorgeous and the smurf one told me he likes arson😟
by Livelaughmitski July 17, 2021
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Blenis

A secret codename by 5th graders who are too scared to say penis.
Greg: "You seen that kid's blenis?"
Daniel: "Yeah, smaller than a shrimp."
by YourHipGrandmaBertha May 19, 2020
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