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Adieu les Bleus 

French National Football Team failing to qualify for the quarter final 2010 in South Africa.
Dude#1 "...France lost against Mexico!"
Dude#2 "O, that meens Adieu les Bleus! They played shitty anyway!"
Adieu les Bleus by electromonk June 19, 2010
Related Words
Blenus Benus Blanus blenis beenus benuswenus Baenus Belenus benuso Benussy

Use It Or Bleus It Burger 

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Use It Or Bleus It Burger, it's served with bleu cheese!"
1. One of the oldest Gaulish/Celtic gods worshipped in Gaul, Britain and Celtic areas of Austria and Spain. Also known as 'The shining one' or 'Bright one', Belenus or Belenos had shrines from Aquileia on the Adriatic to Kirkby Lonsdale in England.

2. A purple haired smut master who is skilled in the art of giving people bunny names. Possibly the love child of Sid James for his love of risqué humour and innuendo. Nice guy who will always help you out with a quest when you need a rare drop item. Top-man.

3. Turning any conversation into a cheesy chat up line.
Girl: I want a piece of toast.

Guy: I want to spread you on toast and eat you up.

Girl: Stop being such a belenus, I just gave you sweet lovin' like five minutes ago..... now make me some toast.
Belenus by Laten September 19, 2010

David Blanus 

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.
That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!
David Blanus by Ligs March 1, 2019

Safe and Benus 

The most iconic duo you’ll ever meet. Ones hot and tall and the other is just hot PLATONICALLY 🤩
Person one: damn Safe and Benus are so fucking hot

Person two: right the tall one is literally so gorgeous and the smurf one told me he likes arson😟
A secret codename by 5th graders who are too scared to say penis.
Greg: "You seen that kid's blenis?"
Daniel: "Yeah, smaller than a shrimp."