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The term given to a man's genitals when the penis is so short it resembles a third ball

"It's so stubby... I can't describe it."
"Was it benus short? Was it a benus? Huh? Huh?"

Benus by Queen Of The Chodes November 14, 2004

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Benus

Just a penis with a b

"That lad's got a big benus on him"

Benus by niaz inamda November 25, 2018

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Benus

The part of your body between your penis and your belly

"I tried to kick john in the balls but I kicked to high and hit his benus"

"He had is bathing suit so low that i could see his benus"

( see vagelly )

Benus by BluBear November 6, 2010

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Benus

When you take a photo of somebody off guard, and they look really disgusting, or really sick. resulting in double chins, lazys eyes, and mid eyes closed/ smile

Guy 1: hey, man check this photo i just uploaded on facebook.

Guy2: Oh, man. you got the Benus really bad.

Benus by Eli123456 August 23, 2011

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Benus

The largest most extremely big schlong you have ever seen

Guy: Holy fuck dude thats like the biggest benus i've seen
Dude: Yeah you're right man

Benus by JimboJenkins12 October 2, 2021

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Safe and Benus

The most iconic duo you’ll ever meet. Ones hot and tall and the other is just hot PLATONICALLY 🤩

Person one: damn Safe and Benus are so fucking hot

Person two: right the tall one is literally so gorgeous and the smurf one told me he likes arson😟

Safe and Benus by Livelaughmitski July 17, 2021

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Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.

Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

Benis embarkment bills by Tunnel Trogg November 23, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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