Belenus

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1. One of the oldest Gaulish/Celtic gods worshipped in Gaul, Britain and Celtic areas of Austria and Spain. Also known as 'The shining one' or 'Bright one', Belenus or Belenos had shrines from Aquileia on the Adriatic to Kirkby Lonsdale in England.

2. A purple haired smut master who is skilled in the art of giving people bunny names. Possibly the love child of Sid James for his love of risqué humour and innuendo. Nice guy who will always help you out with a quest when you need a rare drop item. Top-man.

3. Turning any conversation into a cheesy chat up line.

Girl: I want a piece of toast.

Guy: I want to spread you on toast and eat you up.

Girl: Stop being such a belenus, I just gave you sweet lovin' like five minutes ago..... now make me some toast.

Belenus by Laten September 19, 2010

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beenus

refers to either a black penis or a black weenus

gavan's beenus was exposed for the whole world to see

beenus by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

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belenys

Belenys is a gorgeous girl who loves party’s she may seem a little bitch but when you get to know her she’s the greatest person in the world she would stand up for anyone and she would die for her friends she usually likes makeup and she loves to spend time with her friends.

Friend: I need your help Belenys

Belenys: yeah just tell me

belenys by U_D November 4, 2017

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Beenus

The freshly groomed and irresistibly smelling part of the taint

Damn bro I usually don't fuck with the taint, but when you get it looking like a beenus!... I can't help but partake

Beenus by pmanbro124 January 15, 2022

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Blenus

The name of a man

Joey (from friends): There once was a man named Blenus, and he had a very big...

Blenus by I frew up August 12, 2012

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Belenas

Belenas is a tsun that loves PinkMD very much !

PinkMd : "Do u love me Bel ?"
Belenas : "Heck no !"

Belenas by Mastah_Killah March 18, 2019

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bleenus

A sequence of words or letter put together into something nobody has ever said before

Person 1: I punched you in the eyes without you looking
Person 2: That was a bleenus!

bleenus by E1$ie June 26, 2021

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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