David Blanus

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.
That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!
by Ligs March 02, 2019
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M. Night Shyamalan

When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis
Tom had to drink Lysol for a month after his girl M. Night Shyamalaned directly into his mouth.
by Ligs June 04, 2019
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