Definitions by Ligs

M. Night Shyamalan 

When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis

Tom had to drink Lysol for a month after his girl M. Night Shyamalaned directly into his mouth.

M. Night Shyamalan by Ligs June 3, 2019

David Blanus 

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.

That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!

David Blanus by Ligs March 1, 2019