1. Blanus is a blend of the phrase, "bleaching my dirty anus". Blanus is really for the neurotic on the go. They're a mover and shaker, a jetsetter, and can't be bothered with a blemished anus. Persistent sufferers of swamp ass will sometimes resort to a blanus to keep some of the fecal matter our of their sweaty run off. When wiping your ass just doesn't do the trick, and you find yourself looking in a mirror through your legs at your spread cheeks and your exposed asshole, giving yourself the stink eye back, you're well on your way to a blanus.
What're you doing tonight?" "I'm going home for a blanus" "Do you mean you're gonna scrub bleach on your anus?" "I don't have time for you.
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After consuming too much liquid, your bladder somehow expands to connect to your anus - making it a blanus. Its very birdlike.
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Suzie and I were going at it so long, and so hard that I tore her a blanus!
Suzie and I were going at it so long, and so hard that I tore her a blanus!
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Get the David Blanus mug.Sometimes written as bl*nkshipper, a blankshipper is a word used to describe people who ship the characters Emmet and Ingo from Pokemon, who are canonically brothers.
The term seems to have originated from Tumblr
The term seems to have originated from Tumblr
"bl*nkshippers, DNI!"
"Did you see that guy drawing fan-art of Emmet and Ingo? Yeah, he's probably a blankshipper"
"Did you see that guy drawing fan-art of Emmet and Ingo? Yeah, he's probably a blankshipper"
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