Blenis

A secret codename by 5th graders who are too scared to say penis.

Greg: "You seen that kid's blenis?"
Daniel: "Yeah, smaller than a shrimp."

by YourHipGrandmaBertha May 19, 2020

Blenis

A stupid person, kinda how you might call a capable person retarted to say there dumb or did a dumb thing. Also used if person is very ugly.

What a blenis he is.

by Matthew111 December 2, 2007

blenis

large black genitals

Jason Hames loves blenis in his mouth

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

blenis

A carrot.
Slang: male genitalia.

This is a delicious blenis.
You are a real blenis, Bobby.

by hOO bEz February 8, 2007

O'Blenis

A kid named Ben who loves minecraft has a Giant Forehead..

Hey that kids got an O'Blenis

by That Forehead Named TG March 28, 2013

Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.

Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

by Tunnel Trogg November 23, 2018

Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis

The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.

by byron523 April 12, 2009