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It is the area of a man's body located between the balls and the anus. Likened to the chode, or taint; and more affectionately referred to as "the gooch". This area becomes a baenus when it is protruding. Such protrusions can result from lack of sack, or the overall inability to maintain any semblance of testicular fortitude.
His baenus is so swollen because his woman won't let him out of the house....and he won't tell her otherwise.
Baenus by AGallonOfMilk October 17, 2010
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the act of baening
jenna bond is soooo baenus
baenus by tooswagtobesmart July 25, 2022
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Baenus • banus • beanus • Benus • baenis • beenus • benuswenus • Bængshot • Baegus • BaenSster
a person who is not welcome; an incident resulting in unattractive consequences for one, many or all; to sabotage, injure or attack. in general, to make any situation worse.
stop being such a barnus. we're going to miss our plane!
barnus by missniche March 2, 2011

Big Bäenis Syndrome 

A very unfortunate medical condition. Some of the known side effects include having a giant penis an very big muscles. There is no cure for this disease.
WAAOW! Han där pizzagains har BIG BÄENIS SYNDROME!!

- NÄE! FAN VA SYND FÖR HONOM.

- WWWAOOOOOWOAAAAA JOHNNY SINS KRÄMPAJJJ
also known as taint, the area between your BAlls and ANUS...the dipthong "æ" is a classic touch
i love when she licks my bænis!
bænis by DocE82 February 22, 2009
You like banussy.
Banussy by $Bitchsuckdick$ January 25, 2019
The area between your balls and your anus hence the name. Also called a Chode
A serated baynus is VERY painful
Baynus by scotty_ij February 19, 2003
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