Beastigen 

An Absolute Fat Person Who Has Hairy Body Parts, They Are Most Likely To Be Over 500lb's And They Are Likely To Be Under The Age Of 10

Tia Is A Beastigen

Beastigen by BigWangInYaBellyButton February 16, 2021

bestie beastie 

Your best friend in the whole world, your animal companion.

Oh my dearest Lucy, my true love, you are my forever bestie beastie!

bestie beastie by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

bàstien 

Bàstien is the name of a guy who, although incredibly rare, is worth meeting. A social butterfly and incredibly childish, he is both immature and mature. He is very generous towards others, especially those close to him, and will always try to make others happy.
When Bàstien loves you, he loves you from the bottom of his heart. Bàstien will love and care for you in the most genuine and sincere way, and anything he says will melt your heart.
He is generally fit, although he may think otherwise. Bàstien can be self-conscious about his body, even though he's absolutely perfect. He blushes very easily, and is incredibly sensitive, both physically and emotionally.
Because he aims to make others happy, he'll do whatever he can to please you when you mean a lot to him. He is very affectionate to the people he loves. He always tries to make time for who he cares about most, regardless of how busy his schedule is. Even when he doesn't like someone, he'll try to be nice to them anyways because he doesn't like to hurt people (unless they really hurt him). He is easy to get along with, and is always there if you need someone to talk to.

He is endlessly fascinating, incredibly unique, and meeting him is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that you should never pass up.

I love you, Bàstien. You mean the world to me, and I'm thankful for ever having the opportunity to meet you.

bàstien by Muted5ilence November 21, 2020

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality

man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."

No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

Bastige

Name used to describe someone extremely annoying but not worth wasting foul language on.

That boy is one cock-eyed bastige

Bastige by DuT July 31, 2004

Beastie Boys 

Three nice Jewish boys from New York that have WAY more talent than D12, the G Unit and that fat hack Missy Elliot COMBINED. Turn your Yankees hat sideways, hit the chronic, turn bass to max, listen to track 12 on To The 5 Boroughs then get back to me.

I use to party with the Beastie Boys (and your mom) back when they were called The Young Aborigines.

Beastie Boys by PCGator July 14, 2004

beastie boys 

the best jews since jezus.

i just got the new beastie boys album hello nasty

beastie boys by symple jack March 14, 2009